YouTuber Almost Dies Cementing Head In Microwave for the Fame

Guess I’m writing about idiot YouTubers today. This time, it’s the 22-year-old twat that cemented his own damned head inside of a microwave. The spectacularly stupid incident is kind of a metaphor for what YouTube typically does to your brain, but I digress.

Before I get into detail, please DO NOT try this at home. I really don’t want to write about you later.

It happened across the pond, in England, when the Wolverhampton resident had his buddies help him cement his head into a microwave, leaving firefighters “seriously unimpressed.” The idiot in question was later identified by the media as none other than YouTube prankster Jay Swingler, aka TGFbro. (Of course his handle has “bro” in it. I can’t.)