These Guys Attempted to Perform an Exorcism on Ted Cruz Because He's "Haggard and Disgusting"
The devil is a lie.
Performing an exorcism, particularly a successful one, is extremely hard work. Just ask the two gentlemen who attempted such a feat on Stephen Colbert's favorite half-melted action figure, Ted Cruz:
"Ted Cruz, look in the mirror and let the evil spirit depart!" one of the men shouted during a campaign event in New Hampshire on Monday, according to the Dallas Morning News. "He’s possessed by a demon!" As the perplexed audience of Cruz supporters started to mindlessly join together in a chorus of boos, the two men displayed a mirror and a wooden cross before Cruz made a pretty lame Bernie Sanders joke about these exorcising protesters.
"[Cruz is] very hard to be in the same room with," one protester said, holding back vomit. "There’s a reason that the body is so haggard and disgusting, and the face, and it’s all so weathered and gross and hard to look at." As previously reported, a medical expert recently weighed in on why exactly Ted Cruz's general demeanor is so unsettling, revealing in Psychology Today that the Republican candidate's "countenance doesn’t shift the way I expect typical faces to move."
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