Chris Brown Has Some Thoughts on That Recent UFO Sighting: Aliens

On Saturday, a lot of people were absolutely convinced they had just witnessed some sort of alien aircraft in the night sky. Josh Groban had some thoughts. Lena Dunham had some thoughts. As soon as alien chatter started to reach a nice roar, an official explanation was given, effectively destroying the alien dreams of people all over the world:

However, hope is still alive, at least according to Chris Brown. On Sunday, Brown revealed that he thought the military missile explanation was "b.s." and then slyly introduced the alien explanation as an alternative:

To drive home the point, Brown then quoted a modern poet:

Aliens could not be reached for comment.