Girlfriend's Dad Cuts Off Boyfriend's Lip With A Sword

Seriously, he cut of the guy's lip with a sword.

April 11, 2011

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If you've ever been afraid of your girlfriend's dad, you were probably overreacting. Even if he's a huge, ominously quiet Army colonel who invites you duck hunting at 4 a.m. on Thanksgiving. Because unless you are dating Robert Salyer's stepdaughter, your girlfriend's dad has not cut off your lip with a samurai sword.

Here's what the Houston Press says happened: