5 Great Jokes From Amy Schumer's New HBO Special 'Live at the Apollo'

Amy Schumer's first-ever HBO stand-up comedy special (directed by Chris Rock) debuted last night, and if you were too busy living life outside your home to catch it at 10 p.m., or too busy watching Larry David play Bernie Sanders on SNL to catch the replay, you missed something, well, special.

Luckily, this thing will probably be re-running like crazy for the next few months, and it's already on HBO Go, but if you're looking for a little something quick just to whet your appetite for more, here are five moments that jumped out at me.

The very first thing that came out of her mouth when the show started:

When she was talking about having friends that keep up with the news when you don't:

Her thoughts on the modern American film classic Zookeeper:

The difference between what life is like for her in Los Angeles vs. NYC:

Talking about that time her male friend met Kate Upton and thought she was sooo funny:

And bonus, this part when she compared 20s dating to picking up dead fish.