Gallery: The 12 Funniest Siri Responses
Apple's new voice recognition software is amazing. And snarky.
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Intro
One of my earliest computer memories involved me and my friends not paying attention in computer class and instead making our Macintosh say things that, if said by us, would get us suspended from school. To a bunch if eight-year-olds it was the funniest thing ever. Computers are supposed to cold and stringent, they're not supposed to say things like, "Ms. Anderson likes the smell of her own ass" (remember, we were eight). That's why it's funny to see some of the responses people have been getting from Apple's new artificial intelligence assistant, Siri. Made to help you with whatever you need, Siri is able to recognize your real voice and speech patterns (not some clipped version of the Queen's English) and provide you with answers or assistance. However, give people room to act a fool and they surely will. That's why Siri has been asked to help users get laid, or get high, or both. Keep reading to check out the 12 Funniest Siri Reponses. If you have an iPhone 4S, see what kind of comedy you can elicit from your phone.
1
No, Siri, there isn't an app for that. We checked. All we found were a bunch of Bibles and TK
2
Somehow, we don't think solid black plastic would have had the same ring.
3
When considering if Siri is a guy or girl, responses like this make us believe it's the former. Pleading the fifth is what guys do best.
4
We don't condone snitching, but would it be wrong of us to hope that if someone is dumb enough to ask this question, Siri alerts 5-O?
5
We're sure the folks over at Gizmodo can finish this joke.
6
Why do we get the feeling that questions like these make up most of Siri's queries?
7
Yeah, we do.
8
We're sure Casey Anthony wishes she had Siri back in 2005.
9
Siri = the ultimate wingman. We expect the next version of Siri to communicate with other iPhones, thereby eliminating the need for you to spit any game at all.
10
We're told that if you get more specifc Siri will be more helpful. Otherwise you just sound like DMX on the relapse.
11
...And this must be the second most asked question.
12
Not funny. Just real. It's what Steve would have wanted.
