So, Whoopi Goldberg Is a Weed Columnist Now

Whoopi Goldberg is a lot of things. She's an esteemed member of the EGOT club; She's a former Oscars host; She's a talking head on The View; And, now, she's a weed columnist. Could she win a Pulitzer for criticism and become an even more esteemed member of the even more exclusive EGOPT club? Well, this sky is the limit for Goldberg: For her debut column with The Cannabist, Goldberg wrote a love letter to her vape pen, Sippy.

Yes, she named it.

Goldberg isn't just smoking weed for a good ole time like the droves of recent Colorado immigrants and tourists. She uses it for her glaucoma.

Goldberg is set to write her column on a bimonthly basis while listening to Pink Floyd and eating enough Taco Bell to feed a high school football team.

[via The Wrap]