Dakota Johnson Sent ‘Gallon of Gorilla Sh*t’ to Man Who Broke Friend’s Heart

The ‘Materialists’ actress does not play when it comes to her friends.

June 6, 2025

Dakota Johnson will do just about anything for her friends.

In a latest lie detector test for Vanity Fair, Johnson confirmed she once sent gorilla shit to the man who broke her friend's heart. "I mean, there's no way that he would watch this, so yes, I did do that," she said at the 7:13 mark. "And it's been quite a while–it's been some years."

Johnson revealed the unique package came from shitsenders.com, adding, "You can order any kind, any size."

Entertainment Tonight shared the original clip of Johnson divulging the gorilla shit incident in a conversation with co-star Leslie Mann while promoting the 2016 movie How to Be Single. "You can do anything online," she mentioned, before bringing up how pubic crabs were also an option.

Johnson denied sending pubic crabs to anyone while hooked up to the polygraph test. “No!” she responded. “Good Lord, I’m not a monster.”

Earlier in the lie detector test, Johnson not only said she’s a ride-or-die friend to fellow actress Riley Keough, but the Materialists star confidently stated she would lie to the police about her whereabouts the night before, if her friend asked.

Unsurprisingly, that statement was not a lie.