This Rat Carrying a Slice of Pizza Down the Subway Stairs Is Literally All of Us

What a time to be alive. Today an NYC rat was caught on video carrying an ENTIRE slice of pizza down a flight of subway stairs. (Master Splinter, that you??) Unforch, it gives up before reaching the bottom of the stairs and runs off. :-(

If you've ever eaten a struggle pizza meal on the subway and had to ditch that shit before rolling up to your important meeting or whatever, then you feel this rat. This video is literally all of us. We are Pizza Rat, and this is our New York struggle.

Unsurprisingly, Pizza Rat instantly became a Twitter joke:

NYC rats, never change.