Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Replace Donald Trump on NBC's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

When tasked with finding someone qualified enough to inherit the Celebrity Apprentice throne from Donald Trump, who was clearly just too busy being a serious presidential candidate, NBC apparently just had a big sleepover party where all the execs marathoned every Terminatormovie before someone said, perhaps jokingly at first, "Hey, we should get this guy." Fast forward a few days, and that is exactly what NBC did:

After everyone recovered from the powerful logic associated with the decision of hiring Arnold Fucking Schwarzenegger to replace Donald Trump, Arnold released a powerfully succinct statement confirming the news:

Unsurprisingly, Trump was quick to comment on Twitter. But surprisingly, his statement is devoid of any shade.