Watch This Too-Turnt United Airlines Patron Get Kicked Off a Flight in Chicago After Punching a Passenger

Have you ever, even once in your life, encountered an inscrutable a:):)shole whilst begrudgingly flying coach? Of course you have. In fact, you've likely encountered many an a:):)hole, some of professional quality and others simply in the gestating process, during your chore-synonymous travels. The unassuming drunk gentleman in the clip above learned the true cost of a:):)holery after punching a passenger and refusing to acknowledge the universally understood turn-off-your-devices policy which admittedly burdens the takeoff process.

However, this overeager United Airlines patron didn't stop at assaulting a fellow UA passenger UA victim. According to ABC 7, the subsequently arrested individual also let Jesusalcohol take the wheel, thus inspiring him to punch a Chicago police officer. As relayed by the perturbed passenger responsible for the clip above, the ensuing scuffle made for tolerable entertainment:

What have we learned today, class? Namely, get as unapologetically "turnt" as you so desire. However, never let such turntness inspire you to carry out brief acts of violence upon the less turnt around you. They know not what they do.