Comedian Imagines What It’s Like To Be a ‘Jiggle Physicist' for ‘GTA VI’

One comedian’s hilarious new video imagines what it would be like to be a “jiggle physicist” for Rockstar’s highly anticipated game, Grand Theft Auto VI.

So far, two trailers for the game have shown how realistic the bodies jiggle in the game. From characters twerking in the streets of Vice City, to one of the main characters, Lucia, parading around in a tight dress that shows off her curves. A lot of research must have gone into accurately depicting how butts move and bounce — at least, according to comedian Dan Carney.

Carney’s new video is a parody of a documentary that features him as a “jiggle physicist” explaining what it is that he does and why.

The video begins with Carney explaining that his job is “to ensure that the human figure is represented as accurately as possible” within Grand Theft Auto VI. He watches men and women jump up and down to figure out the way to code how their butts react to gravity with a hilarious deadpan expression on his face.

“BBL technology has evolved quite a bit over the last few years so it’s been difficult to keep up,” Carney added before showing a clip of Lucia walking in a tight dress from one of the trailers. “You know this right here, that takes a decade,” he explained.

In order to do his research, Carney joked that Grand Theft Auto VI’s directors sent him on a journey to do some research. “Rockstar sent me to Miami to conduct some research at strip clubs like Eleven, Tootsie’s, and Cheetah Gentlemen's Club. Those strip clubs became my office,” Carney claimed.

Carney’s video has probably added to the already massive hype train for Grand Theft Auto VI. After the game’s release date was pushed back from releasing this year, a trailer for it was released that garnered more than 475 million views across platforms in two days.