Jason Whitlock's Explanation of the DeAndre Jordan Situation Is Just a Mess

Jason Whitlock gets paid to talk nonsense. It works if you're a sports writer, but it's terrible if you're an editor-in-chief. This is why he's still a top troll at ESPN but no longer the editor-in-chief of The Undefeated for basically being an obtuse megalomaniac.

But give the man props, he's still doing his job. Whitlock went on Pardon The Interruption to deliver a post-mortem of sorts about that DeAndre Jordan fracas. It was already one of the craziest NBA stories in a while, and it was made crazier by Chris Broussard's "sources" and this bad metaphor from Whitlock.

It's like he tried to interpolate a Chris Rock stand-up bit but with a little less sense.

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[via Miami Heat]