Every NFL Schedule Release Video, Ranked (2025)
Some teams dropped cinematic universes. Others dropped the ball. From Minecraft builds to mutton busting, here’s how every team’s schedule release video stacked up.
At this point, the NFL schedule release isn’t just about matchups—it’s content wars. Every May, teams flood the timeline with increasingly unhinged videos trying to out-meme, out-cameo, and out-weird each other, turning a logistical press release into a full-on culture moment.
This year? The Rams gave Brenda Song her sports commentator arc. The Falcons created an entire Mario Kart universe full of easter eggs. Meanwhile, some teams dropped videos so dry, they might’ve been AI-generated.
From fever dreams and throwback parodies to fans getting tattoos, we watched all 32 schedule drops and ranked them from worst to best so you don't have to.
32) Miami Dolphins
Respectfully, this looked like it was AI-generated by a PR intern on autopilot.
31) Denver Broncos
The mutton busting is giving ESPN2 at 2 pm.
30) Cleveland Browns
Looks like someone microdosed and let Brownie the Elf direct. This will haunt me.
29) Detroit Lions
Dropping a German-language video starring a Bundesliga mascot just because Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your team feels like trolling your own fans.
28) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Leveraging Jon Gruden in 2025 like some kind of legacy play? Read the room.
27) Philadelphia Eagles
Literally just different angles of the Lombardi Trophy. We get it, you won the Super Bowl.
26) Pittsburgh Steelers
They hunted Sasquatch for three minutes and somehow still didn’t find a punchline.
25) Las Vegas Raiders
SportsCenter nostalgia is a layup. Shout out Ashton Jeanty, though.
24) Jacksonville Jaguars
Cute, but feels about a month too late in this news cycle.
23) Dallas Cowboys
Didn’t reinvent the wheel, but solid team chemistry and a Harbaugh sneak diss.
22) Carolina Panthers
This lowkey felt like a YouTube skit that peaked at 20K views.
21) New England Patriots
Having famously dedicated Patriots fan Dave Portnoy predict your season is a flex, but that's all this has going for it.
20) Green Bay Packers
A beautifully unhinged fever dream with Lil Wayne, The Shining, and a Kim K lost earring reference—no notes.
19) New Orleans Saints
Rob Kazi carried this one—solid execution, decent laughs, good local energy.
18) Cincinnati Bengals
Honestly, I'm just impressed they got Joe to participate.
17) Chicago Bears
Jake Johnson and Lamorne Morris dropped in like the Chicago Avengers to save this one with sitcom charm. Long live 'New Girl.'
16) Seattle Seahawks
Turning the schedule into an ‘80s action figure commercial was exactly the kind of random energy that works.
15) Houston Texans
Kinda cringe, but packed with so many cameos, it gives 'Zoolander' a run for its money.
14) Washington Commanders
A RollerCoaster Tycoon homage? Niche but elite.
13) New York Giants
Love Island spoof was unexpectedly gas—corny on paper but executed with a wink.
12) Arizona Cardinals
Sheer points for effort here... They've even got merch. Gonna need the Cardinals to say this with their chest and play it at the home opener, though.
11) Kansas City Chiefs
People love 'Cash Cab,' and for that reason, they nailed it.
10) Buffalo Bills
Short, funny, and immediately iconic. Shout out Allen Iverson.
9) Indianapolis Colts
It wasn't flashy, but it scratched an itch in my brain that only TikTok can typically reach.
8) Tennessee Titans
Delusional in a good way. We love a pharmaceutical parody.
7) New York Jets
The Jesse Martin endless zooms are fire. Period, the end.
6) San Francisco 49ers
Your opponent could die of dysentery in Week 7? Peak millennial nostalgia.
5) Minnesota Vikings
Wild commitment considering none of the ink was Viking-themed. Do we think these are real?
4) Atlanta Falcons
The easter eggs in this one were non-stop. Add a GTA 6 joke and a Bills Mafia table smash? Chef's kiss.
3) Baltimore Ravens
A full-on Severance parody with high production value and slow-burn corporate dread—maybe too long, but undeniably elite.
2) Los Angeles Chargers
The build was next-level, but we expect nothing less from one of the top social teams in sports.
1) Los Angeles Rams
Brenda Song knows ball.
