Gilbert Arenas Slanders A Blind Date On Twitter

Man, Gilbert Arenas is a trip. Dude can't really ball anymore—he lost about a step or two (or 12!) after undergoing a pair of major knee operations—but he hasn't lost the sense of humor that made him one of the most popular players in the league a few years ago. Last night, he proved it by going out on a blind date with a girl—and then spending the whole date throwing shots at her on Twitter. Our favorite line? "I don't think imma get the goods tonight...I messed my chances up..she looked mad..over there lookin like a thunder cat..." Trust us: This is must-read material!

Oh, Gil. Now if only you could translate this entertainment back onto the court again... [via Twitter]