Retired Baseball Player Adam LaRoche Went Undercover to "Rescue" Underage Sex Slaves This Past Offseason

We didn't really cover it, which is fine because you can read about it everywhere, but White Sox designated "hitter" Adam LaRoche walked away from a $13 million salary this season when team management asked him to stop bringing his teenage son to the ballpark literally almost everyday. There are a lot more details to the story than that, but you got to ask yourself "Do I really want to read all the details about a guy retiring because his kid wasn't allowed in the clubhouse all the time?"

If the answer's yes there's a million god damn articles on Google for you to look through.

Now that it's almost a month later, and the dust is apparently settled, ESPN unveiled a pretty long-read about LaRoche today that touched on a variety of topics ranging from his abrupt retirement, to his bow hunting reality show. But they also dropped this nugget (about 10 percent in) that comes way the hell out of nowhere:

Later on the author elaborates, because that's something that should definitely be elaborated upon:

There's not much to really add to that. It's reasonable to infer that he's a good guy, but also reasonable to infer that he's freaking out there. Both can be true. If nothing else it certainly allows you to delve into the thought process of a guy who had one of the more absurd retirement sagas in recent memory.

Whether his son tagged along with him to said brothels is unclear.

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[via ESPN]