Gallery: 25 Ridiculous Prom Rides

See who will be regretting prom night in 10 years.

June 3, 2011

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Prom is right around the corner, and either you're getting your tux ironed or thinking about the chick that went off to college and never called you again. Whatever category you fall under, in honor of this momentous night, we pulled together a gallery of crazy prom rides that will either get you laid or slayed.

Jailhouse Does Not Rock

If it looks like a correctional facility bus, don't take it to prom. #notswag

The Pink and the Stink, All In One

Two in there, one in... nowhere. Our PSA: Stay totally abstinent...from the car.

Humlimger

If a lion and a tiger make a liger, what do you get when you mix a Hummer, a tiger, and a limo? A Humlimger. Either way, if your prom is in Jersey, you're sure to get laid in this one.

Andre the Giant

Affectionately called Andre the Giant, this prom ride is for the short seniors, the ones that have a little surprise in store for their dates.

STFU...It's Still a Ferrari!

So, this one is a work in progress. Kickstand and all, the Ferrari logo makes this better then that trailer in the background, right?

Diddy Bop

Make an entrance like Diddy and the Bad Boy family at any award show circa 2001.

C'mon Ride the Train

Even if this prom took place in a theme park, this one is a fail.

Bonnie and Clyde '67

We just threw this in to show you that we here at Complex have a sweet side.

Yield To the Princess

Taking Barbie's Virginity

If that's your plan, your pink limo better have sparkles on it.

I Put Lamborghini Doors On That

When your recently released uncle—the uncertified mechanic—asks if he can tag along to the prom, tell him you need lambo doors first.

Cinderella Likes to Ride

She'll think you're being romantic, but we know you're just saving gas money.

Fire Hazard

Yet another example of a grand prom entrance gone wrong. But maybe they rescued some kittens along the way.

Eco-Friendly Fail

Throw Some Horns On That Bitch

It's a caddy, so um...horns and all, this one holds a special place in our hearts. Either that or all this prom shit is making us soft.

Snitches Get...No Prom Night Play

Honorably enough, these kids took a stand against the No Snitching movement by riding a cop car to the prom. We're happy to report that this was a drug-free prom.

Chaperone Phone Home

The good thing about your mom chaperoning the prom is that she might bring Reese's Pieces. The bad part is that she'll ride a bike and drag along your little brother.

The Perfect Graduation Gift

You didn't need to graduate high school to become a truck driver, but your dad sure is proud.

Inside Pepto, Outside Toothpaste?

We can't decide whether to tell a nasty 'pink' joke or throw up. Let's just move on.

Catmobile

It's almost a guarantee that driving the Batmobile to the prom will get you plenty of pussycat.

Woodie

Kids, this is your father the night you were conceived.

Choppa Style

Fly into the prom with this one and all you need is your own slap-chop dance.

Dirty Car? Clean It Up!

The only way this can slide is if you're attempting to summon that chick from the Orbit commercials.

Prom Hustlin'

This kid got paid to drive this to the prom, right? Or maybe he's advertising his own bologna.

Next To Sex, The Drop-Top Vette Is the Best

So the drop-top portion is only in the front seat? And yeah, there's no sun roof for all those girls gone wild to hang out of. But this is hands down our favorite.

The War Is Over

These too-cool-for-school-bus-rebels (aka confederates), plastered their flag all over the inside and outside of this one. Not cool. Neither is grandma's couch.