Drake's New Cologne Will Make Him Smell Like Bigfoot's Male Anatomy

Drake got his hands on the infamous "Sex Panther" cologne, the one that 60 percent of the time, it works every time.

July 4, 2013

Image via Complex Original

Complex Original

Drake just can't catch a break, or maybe he just has a great sense of humor. The rapper went to Instagram last evening, and, in conjunction with his appearance in Anchorman 2: The Legends Continues, the rapper posted an image of the infamous Sex Panther cologne. You know, the cologne that smells like Bigfoot's dick.

Drizzy continually has lady troubles, so sprucing himself up with a cologne that will get you hosed-down by the fire department might not be the best choice. But then again, 60 percent of the time, it works every time.

So if Drake's latest album has a few sappy songs about how women just wouldn't come around him anymore, we might know why.

[via Champagne Papi]