Dave Bautista Calls Trump a 'Whiny Little B*tch' Whose Gut Looks 'Like a Garbage Bag Full of Buttermilk'

Dave Bautista wants to convince “real red-blooded American men” not to vote for Donald Trump. How? By taking aim at the former president’s masculinity.

The ex-WWE star-turned-movie actor made his case in Wednesday’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, as voters across the nation began casting their ballots for the 2024 presidential election. Kimmel introduced Bautista’s monologue by pointing out that Trump was polling ahead of Kamala Harris among U.S. male voters and questioned why these “young, straight, white men” had so much love for the Republican candidate.

“Is he the strong, Alpha man these men believe him to be?” Kimmel wondered. “Not according to one of the toughest guys I know, he isn’t.”

The episode then cut to Bautista sparring in the boxing ring before he completely eviscerates Trump’s manly man image.

“Fellas, we gotta talk. A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He’s not,” he flatly said. “I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby and the guy is afraid of birds.”

Bautista then turned his direction to Trump’s Vietnam-era draft deferments, which he received after a suspiciously timed bone spurs diagnosis.

“Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his widdle feet hurt so he could dodge the draft,” Bautista continued before taking aim at Trump’s body. “Look at that gut; it’s like a garbage bag full of buttermilk… He’s got jugs. Big ones. Like Dolly Parton.”

The actor also accused 45 of “creep[ing] around beauty pageant dressing rooms” and mocked his signature dance moves.

“And you know that little dance he does? He looks like he’s jacking off a pair of giraffes,” Bautista said. “He’s moody. He pouts. He throws tantrums. He acts like a 5-year-old behind the wheel of a truck. He bends over for [Russian President Vladimir] Putin… The guy needs help walking downhill. Almost there, Grandma!”

Bautista, who donned a Kamala Harris-Tim Walz 2024 campaign shirt, then encouraged voters to stop buying into Trump’s Alpha-male persona and proceeded to paint him as an insecure man with bizarre fears.

“This November, let’s stop kidding ourselves,” he said toward the end of the video. “Donald Trump is afraid of rain, of dogs, of windmills, of Meryl fucking Streep, and being laughed at. But, mostly, he’s terrified that real red-blooded American men will find out he’s a weak, tubby toddler.”

Kimmel writer/comedian Jesse Joyce took credit for Bautista’s political skit:

“I wrote this cause it’s what I always wanted to say about Trump pretending to be a tough guy,” he posted on X. “But we got the amazing @DaveBautista to say it SO much better. Thanks Dave.”