The Internet Roasts Mr. Peanut for Hitting Too Many Dabs at Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

The dab is still cool, right? RIGHT?!?!?!

At any rate, the esteemed Mr. Peanut seems to think so. The surprisingly flexible Planters mascot was dabbing as if his life depended on it at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Thursday:

Of course, we don't condone going all the way in on personified peanuts on an otherwise peaceful holiday because, well, you know what? That was a lie. This holiday is not one of peace, so let's absolutely go all the way in on a walking, talking peanut for his bold decision to dab where no peanut hath dabbed before:

But people weren't simply in the mood for roasting peanuts, they were also down for roasting the whole damn parade for its vast collection of lameness:

Chill everyone. If you need help making it through this challenging holiday, just consult Colbert's list of post-election Thanksgiving survival tips, shaved Xanax included.